French Fry Alzheimer's Association

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French Fry Alzheimer's Association

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French Fry Alzheimer's disease is a horrid disease caused by little Floridian children shoving bacteria-infested French fries up their noses to accelerate dementia so that they can hallucinate and "trip out."


We at French Fry Alzheimer's Disease Association see two possible ways in mitigating early onset dementia cause by cafeteria French fries:

  1. Take away children's French fries*
  2. Pray

*We advise against taking away French fries



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